Wednesday, November 15th

Mariah verifies that this is a legit photo of Connie on her ‘wedding day’. The photo is very real, Connie assures. The ‘wife’ threatened to go to the tabloids. I paid the money. Just the other day, after you posted those fake ID’s, I met another woman they scammed the same way. You and your heart were taken advantage of, a sympathetic Hilary tells her bees that Jordan will never break another heart or bank account again. You bitch! Chelsea screeches.

At the penthouse, Nick tells Noah that he didn’t know any details of Chelsea’s past – now the whole world knows. When his phone rings, he bets it’s the press looking for a comment.

You were supposed to throw those fake ID’s away! Chelsea blasts Jordan for being sloppy! And you! she turns on Chelsea as Mariah tries to keep the peace. Hilary would have blurred Chelsea’s face if she had time. Everyone knew you had a past, she doesn’t see the big deal. I have a son, a business! Chelsea rants. Mariah steps in – we’re going back on the air any minute. Do you want to be caught on camera trying to kill each other??

Punk music is what finally sends Phyllis marching to her door – when Billy appears. He now rents the place next door. I hope the music isn’t bothering you, he lies.

Ending his call, Nick updates Noah that the insurance company’s holding the settlement pending investigation. They suspect arson – and me.



Keep on buzzin’, Hilary ends her show. Meanwhile, Chelsea tells Jordan to get out of her face. Where are you going with my clothes? Hilary asks. They’re MY clothes, Chelsea corrects. Mariah can’t help but smile when Hilary pouts as her designer clothes are wheeled out by Chelsea.

Inside the storage facility, Paul tells Sharon that the place is deserted – we need to wait for a manager. There’s a record of Zack having a unit in this complex. Which one? Sharon wonders. This one – Paul lifts a door. What on earth?? Someone caused a short to start a fire – to alert someone so they could escape. This is Scott’s tie! Sharon yelps. Both wonder where he and Abby are now.

Next: It was self-defense. Now can we please just drop this, Dina pleads. No – that’s where the doctor comes in, Jack’s brought one to the house. … What have you got? Victor asks. What I have you may not want to hear, Paul replies …. OMG, Abby gasps as Zack enters the motel room she and Scott are in – pointing a gun. Here we are gain Abby, Zack says.