Monday, August 1st

Nick drops by to visit Chelsea, chat about the kids and joke about Sharon camping. It’s all about making memories as a family, Chelsea gets emotional.

At the club, Hilary and Devon read scathing articles online; it’s officially a scandal. Devon will call his lawyer and the bank. No, we’ll look guilty if we pay them off. We MUST fight this, Hilary insists.

Abby’s radiating light – but Ashley doesn’t look as convinced the all the darkness is behind her and Ben.

Dylan leads the three girls into a clearing in the woods. Are we having fun yet? Mariah asks Sharon (neither impressed)

At GCM, Ben hands the lab results to Kevin (who follows Chloe into a hospital room to read them in private)

Chelsea knows Nick has an ulterior motive for coming over. Yes, he wants to know what the hell she and Adam are up to.





Next: You think I should stay at Newman Enterprises. Why would I do that? Summer scowls at Luca…. You seem to be in a better frame of mind, Mike notes. Adam is – he feels like he’s ready to get out of here (prison) … Victor’s on his throne – did he (Adam) tell you I’m the reason he’s in prison? Are you? Nick has to ask.

My Thoughts: Uh, has Nick missed the part that there’s pages of his beloved’s wife’s intimate thoughts floating around out there? He was SO distressed at the thought of the journal being read in court that he gave the OK to dig up Constance again. And that’s when he knew what she’d written. Now, he doesn’t know – or care …. Chloe always mentions trying to run Adam over – but there’s rarely any reference to her aiming a gun at him in the middle of the park at Delia’s tree planting ceremony. I’m guessing the little Gingko tree we never see anymore will one day appear as a fully grown tree – kinda like the SORASyndrome the kids undergo …. Why is Sharon going to all the trouble of taking the kids swimming at the club? The Newman’s have a pool. Many family cook-outs were held there – and let’s not forget poor Sandy breaking her neck diving into it. I’m sure anyone swimming in the club’s pool was thrilled to see a baby contaminating their water – ‘rock star’ Sully steeping his diaper-clad ass like a teabag in hot water … Line of the day goes to Dylan ‘It’s not out of the realm of possibility’. Really Dylan? Is anything out of the realm of possibility? You gained an instant family and cured yourself of PTSD to become an instant Detective … How does Ben intend to ‘get some sun with his beautiful wife’? He has a collared shirt and a dinner jacket on… OK, I’m back to the pool thing. Wish they’d filmed Sharon walking past her pool to put the kids in the car. Bet she had high heels on too. And why would Faith came home in wet clothes? No changerooms at the club? … Why is Dylan taking his family to Jurassic Park to camp? Just past the pool there’s a wooded area – right on the ranch property they live on – they could have ridden horses instead of lugging all that crap around. Heck, they could have drove down in a Winnebago. Now they’re all stuck in what appears to be where the Blair Witch lives. After all the comic relief of Sharon, in an oversized hat, swatting bugs away from her face, I wonder if she’ll see Sage. This forest is clearly haunted and Faith’s requested scary stories…. Dylan could use a few days away from work? He’s barely ever at the station… Why didn’t Natalie and Kevin hack into the lab’s system? Hey, maybe they did and Kevin IS named as the Father; that’d be fun (even if the incorrect lab result thing has been done to death) .. Why is Ben hand delivering paternity results? Wouldn’t Kevin and Chloe pick them up at the lab?